I cannot stop laughing! I don't even know the song or like Rihanna! But this cracks me up!
I forgot my purse. Bye-Bye again.
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. What is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" - Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland